Dogs are fun. Dogs dressed up as astronauts are funny.

A wagging tail is worth a thousand words.

Nothing is impossible except keeping cats off of counters.

The more dogs you walk, the more you know about walking dogs.

Everyone deserves fresh water.

Never wear black fleece.

Accidents happen. . . sometimes on the new rug.

Once food hits the floor, it’s free game.

All pets have certain inalienable rights; that among these are treats, scratches and the pursuit of squirrels.

Fish are not décor.

The 10-second rule does not apply to treats found under the couch.

Sticks and stones are fun to chase at the park.

Happy pets make happy families.

Athletic shoes are appropriate work attire.

A cookie in the paw is worth two in the jar.

All work and no play means you don’t have pets.

Life is too short for cheap kibble.

Those who live in glass houses should plan to spend a lot of time cleaning nose prints off of their windows.